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Privacy

Last updated October 8, 2026

This policy covers totalfknchaos.com, run by Current Sea Holdings LLC.

What we collect

If you sign up for drop alerts, we keep your email address, the time you signed up and your country. If you add something to the cart, your browser keeps a cart number so the cart is still there when you come back.

Measuring the site

We count page views with Cloudflare Web Analytics and count store actions (a product viewed, something added to the cart, the checkout button pressed, the letters thrown) on our own server. Neither uses cookies or tracks you across other sites, and neither records who you are. If your browser sends Do Not Track or Global Privacy Control, we don't count your store actions at all.

Checkout and orders

Checkout, payment, printing and delivery are handled by our commerce partner, Fourthwall, Inc., the seller of record for your order. The details you enter at checkout go to them, and their privacy policy applies to that part of your visit. If you arrived from an ad or a link with a campaign tag, that tag is passed to checkout so the order shows where it came from.

Service providers

The site runs on Cloudflare, which also checks that sign-ups come from people, not bots (Turnstile).

Your choices

To see or delete what we hold about you, or to stop drop alerts, email support@totalfknchaos.com from the address you used.

Your cart

Size chart

Measured flat, in inches (centimeters in brackets). Buying for someone else? Lay a shirt they already love flat and match it here.

SizeChest widthLength
S18¼" (46)26⅝" (68)
M20¼" (51)28" (71)
L22" (56)29⅜" (75)
XL24" (61)30¾" (78)
2XL26" (66)31⅝" (80)
3XL27¾" (70)32½" (83)
4XL29¾" (76)33½" (85)
Chest width
Laid flat, side to side, 1 inch below the armpits
Length
Top of the shoulder to the hem, at the back

Relaxed fit with a little room. Take your usual size; size up if you want it big. Each shirt can vary by up to 2 inches.