About

Good intentions. Questionable decisions.

You meant well. You have your reasons. You might even do it again. FKN Chaos is for that part of you.

The joke can change. So can the mood. Expect new drops, familiar bad influences, and the occasional very good idea with absolutely no supervision.

Each shirt is printed after you order it, on heavyweight cotton. US orders of $99 or more ship free.

Total Fkn Chaos is made by Current Sea Holdings LLC in Texas. Questions go to support@totalfknchaos.com. New shirts show up first on Instagram.

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Size chart

Measured flat, in inches (centimeters in brackets). Buying for someone else? Lay a shirt they already love flat and match it here.

SizeChest widthLength
S18¼" (46)26⅝" (68)
M20¼" (51)28" (71)
L22" (56)29⅜" (75)
XL24" (61)30¾" (78)
2XL26" (66)31⅝" (80)
3XL27¾" (70)32½" (83)
4XL29¾" (76)33½" (85)
Chest width
Laid flat, side to side, 1 inch below the armpits
Length
Top of the shoulder to the hem, at the back

Relaxed fit with a little room. Take your usual size; size up if you want it big. Each shirt can vary by up to 2 inches.